Koinkidinkly, it was HALLOWEEN in Singapore! Welcome to ... HELL! (say it in a chipmunk’s voice so you won’t have nightmare tonight) (insert chipmunk’s laughter)
My date was sooooo skinny, you can see right through him. I should NEVER trust online dating. Seriously. And what’s worst... he’s a caretaker. With that kind of career, how is he going to afford to buy me a Marc Jacob’s handbag? Say no more. Buh-bye!