I don't blame Hansel & Gretel for falling for the evil old cannibal hag’s candy house. I would be lured in too. Especially after I clocked out of the office, all stressed up and twitching madly. Exhausted. So. So exhausted. THANK GOD I doofusly forgot to register my study this semester. I can’t imagine how I would juggle everything in one go. Most likely every evening I would be seen stuffing Cadbury chocolate bar up my noggin by the car park. And you’d think I be sniffin’ something nasty! Phuckthatsheet. I’m a candy lover. I sniff MARS bars instead.
Or turkey sandwich. Ooooh... Tur-key Sand-wich... Heaven.