The part where I try to convince you all I am a wild party person (Baby Making -Part 9)


Mom said I should take a photo of my pregnant self every once a week to capture the baby bump development.

But I feel fat, ugly and sweaty. ALL. THE. TIME. I can’t bring myself to portray a radiant smiling pregnant mother-to-be coz I feel like a slimy garden slug instead.

A pregnancy app in my phone said I should jot down all my symptoms, my feelings and my well-being everyday during this pregnancy. Reason: So that one day I can look back and tell my children that “Mommy was a slimy, icky, sweaty, smelly garden slug and yes, yes jot that down in your genealogy record”

Well, jotting it all down I can do. Blog; a platform to rant as much as you want. Suddenly I miss shopping in KL (Totally out of topic).

So anyway, latest pregnancy updates:

I think I’m over the fatigueless stage. I no longer DIE-DIE-WANT-TO-CURL-IN-A-FETAL-POSITION-AND-SLEEP-MY-LIFE-AWAY every hour of the day. I am now able to drive (without dozing off the traffic lights), cook (I still suck at it), do house chores (there’s a kind of satisfaction I get when I scrubbed my toilet clean and the smell of cleaning detergent… lovely!) and twiddle with vectors from 7pm until 10pm in the evening.

It’s pretty refreshing to be able to function like a normal human being again. I get a lot of things done and life at work is back on track again, the super multi-tasks-get-all-job-done-in-a-blink-of-an-eye is baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

HOWEVER!

However, I am now at the stage where I CAN’T F*BLEEP*G SLEEP AAAHMAAAIGAAAHHHH. Yes, yes I bet you’re thinking, I had plenty of sleep already last few months and now it’s payback time BUT THAT’S F*BLEEP*G B*BLEEP*T! Even a short 10 minutes nap is like wrestling a troll to death. F*BLEEP*G DIFFICULT.

And, and, and, and guess what? MY COUGH IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! My bedroom at 10pm onwards is like the wildest orgy of sounds EVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND I TELL YOU. There would be my cough that goes KOOOOONG KOOOOONG KOOONG KOOONG and later follow by BWEEEEEEEEEEK UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK and remix it all together: KOOOOONG KOOOOONG KOOONG KOOONG I CAN’T SLEEP BWEEEEEEEEEEK UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK KOOOOONG KOOONG KOOONG I CAN’T SLEEP BWEEEEEEEEEEK UWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

Tada! I make one hell of a beautiful music.

Thank you. Thank you. *Bow gracefully*

I think that’s about all that I can think of right now. Will add more when my brain is back from vacationing in her imaginary slumbering of bliss. Sigh. I miss sleeping.







4 Comments:

sya_zazoo said...

haha..can comment oredi.don even dream of gudnite sleep until your baby's like 10 years old.huhu..i miss my beauty sleep too.last nite couldn't sleep..

Balqiz said...

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

LadyBird said...

lol...cali eh anyway embrace it woman coz whatever you're going thru this period will change regularly until delivery. you will not going thru the same experience as now in your next pregnancy.

on the other note, its a good thing that you can't sleep at night now. treat it as 'training ground for staying up late' coz when nursing time come, your sleeping pattern will definitely change.

whatever it is, its a good thing so embrace it. :)

Balqiz said...

Despite my constant rant, I am actually enjoying every moment of it even the unglamourous part hahahaha!

 

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