If you’re a man, read up. If you’re a female and 30, this is for you. If you’re a female but not 30, shut up. Your time will come.

I received this email from a friend and it made me grin like a loon the entire time. It’s so accurately true that I know I must share it here in my blog and at the same time, I’m going to ask the Mister later whether he think it describe me to the dot or not [BETTER BE DOT!].

Ladies, embrace our 30s! 

Andy Rooney wrote this from CBS 60 Minutes.

He says: 

“As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: 

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. [It’s not that I don’t care but I respect the Mister’s personal space. He knows that if he wants to talk about his thoughts or problems, I will be there listening. But if he feels like keeping it to himself, it’s fine by me. I’m not going to wrestle him to death over matters like, “WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? SHARE WITH ME WILL YA?!”

If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting. [The Mister would watch his favorite TV channel (which I don’t watch. Coz it’s boring. I’m sorry, Love. I love you!) while I sit somewhere reading or blogging or sleeping. Most of the time he’s the one checking up on me whether I’m still breathing or doing something far more interesting and join me.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing [Took me a while to be at this stage. Yes, I lapse once in a while still but most of the time I just flick if off like nasty little bug. YOU BITCH ABOUT ME, BITCH? BITCH THIS! (FLICK BITCH’S FACE FEROCIOUSLY)

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. [I can always get away anything because I’m always right. Oooh I am SO going to get one nasty FLICK by admitting this out loud] 

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. [Correction: We praise what we see deserve to be praised. If you come up to us telling us that you successfully shove 30 pieces of cigarrete butts up your nose, GROW UP

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her. [Why bother? We know we have it better here (shake sexy perky well-toned ass)

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. [True that. I can always tell when the Mister is up to no good –like snacking on fast food when he knows junk food has been scratch off from his very existence the minute he enter this marriage

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. [No comment (slowly hide all red lipstick from plain sight)] 

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. [Honesty is the best policy. By the way, here’s a tic-tac. Get the hint

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. 

Ladies, I apologise. 

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage!” 

Share it with your other female friends who are 30 and above and get the best giggle out of it! 


Joyce Rachel Lee said...

Love this post!!! :D

LadyJava said...

OMG this has made my day.. lol!

First time visiting and so far loving it here :)


LadyJava said...

esp about the pig and sausage.. hahaha... may use it sometime.. lol!

Balqiz said...

Whoa! Hold on ladies! The credit should be given to the writer Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. I just add my own opinion in the column :-)

LadyBird said...

pig & sausage lmao...hail ladies in their 30s woot woottt!!

hetchr said...

Hahahaha!! Well said...this entry really brightened up my day....

Nurul said...

terbaekkk laaa!!! hahaha


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