Thank you for the nightmare I'm going to have tonight.


I hate zombies.

Hate in a new level of hate. Like, really, really hate em. I NEVER would succumb myself to watch a movie that have zombies walking around freely attacking people. Unless I get suck into it. I’m watching you, I Am Legend. Stupid Will Smith made me eagerly go watch the movie and halfway through I was ready to crap my pants. That should teach me a lesson TO FIRST CHECK WHAT MOVIE IS IT FIRST NOT JUST BECAUSE WILL SMITH IS IN IT, DUMBASS. No, I do not watch Walking Dead, the new hit TV series either.

 
I tend to make fun of zombies ALL THE TIME but the real fact is; zombies scares the shit outta me. If ever there’s a zombie apocalypse, I’ll be the first one to take a hand grenade, pull the safety pin and swallow it willingly. KABOOM! No me to be devoured by hungry zombies.


And I DO NOT WANT TO BE TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE EITHER. I don’t fancy people’s brain that much…

But I found this iPhone app called Zombifier: 3D Zombie Booth. It is totally EEEEEEEEEK! AWESOME MUCH! So I went on zombiefying myself and everything around me. It’s fun (coz our zombie photos can move too! Go check it out!) but it’s also gory, scary, freaky and AH MAI GAD I WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS OFF EVER AGAIN!



Remind me to book a time to see my dentist after I give birth. My God... My cavities are PURE NIGHTMARE!

 

That's my sister. Isn't she pretty? She's pregnant. Her pregnancy glow is TO DIE FOR! Add a designer sunglass and BAM! HOT!

 

HUSBAND! I TOLD YOU TO CUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE INTAKE! AND WHERE'S YOUR EYEBALL? DON'T TELL ME YOU ATE IT FOR LUNCH? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU! ARRGHH!


 
Gifts! Baby gifts! Thank you for all the baby gifts! Oh yeah. Zombies can't talk. So... GRRRR GROOOWWLLL AARRRRRR RRRRRRRRWWWWW MMMRRRR!


I am brainless. Love me.






2 Comments:

sya_zazoo said...

try watch walking dead..gosh i donno why people love it so much..

Balqiz said...

I don't watch it. Unless someone is willing to pay me a large sum of money, then yes, I'll watch it. With my eyes close hahaha

 

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