I feel HAPPY... oh so HAPPY... I feel HAPPY and WITTY and LARRY!

Remember my famous cough? The one I alwaaaaaaaaaaays mentioned in this blog whenever I write about my pregnancy? Oh come on! You should know it if you've been reading my blog since I annouced OY OY I'M PREGNANT! The very one that almost made me commit murder just by coughing HARD? The ban of my very existence? The one that made me howl and growl and cry and bought a dozen chainsaw at the same time? The one that made me add more curses in my vocabulary? The one that has been plaguing me throughout this pregnancy? The one I named, LARRY THE B***H? Yes. Yes. That’s the one!

Well, guess what? I STILL HAVE LARRY THE B***H in my life!!!

YOU GUYZZZZZ!!! LARRY IS SUUUUUUUUUUUCH A HOOT! I LUUUUUUUUUURVE LARRY SO MUCH SO THAT I WANTED TO THROW IT A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SURPRISE PARTYYY TO SAY OH EMM GEE THAAAAAAANK YOU FOR BEING IN MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!! *sarcasm*

But because of Larry, I bought this:

What is this? It’s a baby Doppler. Or a fetal heart rate thingamajig. You can hear your baby’s heart that beats STUUB-STUB-STUB-STUB-STUB in your belly. It’s an awesome device. Especially to those first times mother (LIKE ME! ME! ME! YOOOOHOOOO!! *pointing to self while jumping frantically*) who gets worried ALLLLLLLLL THE TIME, wondering and asking;

1) STOOOOOOOPID LARRY MADE ME COUGH SO HARD DID I HARM MY BABY DID I DID I DID I?

2) OH CRAAAAAAAAP I ATE A WHOLE DURIAN FRUIT JUST NOW AND ACCORDING TO THE PREGNANCY ARTICLE, IT’S NOT GOOD FOR THE BABY! ARRRHHH!!! HOW DO I KNOW MY BABY’S OK OR NOT? Or;

3) AAAAAAAAAAAHMAAAAAAAIGAAAAAAAAAAD! I SLEPT ON MY STOMACH THE WHOLE OF LAST NIGHT! DID I SQUASH MY BABY INTO A PULP?! Or simply;

4) You’re bored and you’re curious about your baby’s condition and embarrassed to harass your doctor to scan ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME. CHEMICAL X, Y U NO AROUND SO I CAN BE MUTANT AND HAVE X-RAY VISION?

If you’re a pregnant mother and have been asking yourself these questions all the time, I suggest you get this baby Doppler to help ease your mind. Listening to your baby’s heart beat is another way to bond with your belly button baby.

And your husband can listen too so he won’t feel left out.

I bought this during my first trimester and now since my baby is practically a ninja and he’s not ashamed to show me his strength, I don’t use it much. I now only monitor him by counting his kicks. Ouch. So now my baby Doppler is being used by my sister who is 3 months pregnant.

If you’re interested, try getting this in Lelong.com.my and buy it from this seller: Anuarict. He gave me a really good deal and fast delivery. Thumbs up!

Till then, ciao!