6 weeks 4 days pregnant.
Now, where do I start?
Now, where do I start?
Why don't I start with the famous
symptoms? Oh yes. A whirlwind of fun that one. But thankfully, I'm
one of those lucky ones in this world. I don't suffer from morning
sickness! How totally and absolutely fantastic is that? Based on what
I hear, morning sickness is pregnancy worst kind of malady to be
bestowed upon. Made you wish you never let your husband spurt out his
sperm up your peehole in the first place.
What?
What?
But I do have: Sore, sore breast (it
feels like someone just stuff a ticking nuclear in it and its
throbbing with every ticking minute), cramps that resembles uncannily
like a period cramp (which later I was told is cause by my uterus
expanding. The pain just makes you want to scream “Why won't you
just throw me over a cliff or stuff my face with a hand grenade
instead?) and I sleep a lot. By a lot, I mean, if sleeping is a
sport, I would win handsdown. Every single free moment I have, I took
the opportunity to sleep. Like I'm practicing hard to steal the
throne from Rip Van Winkle.
Today, another new symptom came
knocking on my door. I started to pee a lot. I'm a pissing machine. In fact, me and the toilet bowl will
change our Facebook status to “in a relationship” soon. It gets worst when
it's night time when I need my beauty sleep. After battling cramps
that usually barge in my uterus at 2am-3am, I would spend the rest of
the night running to the loo.
People say the first trimester is the
worst. Then come second trimester where most women claim is the best
months in their life and the last trimester where you just want to
get the baby OUT, OUT, OUT NOW!
I can't wait to experience it all.
Bai!
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