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I wrote this long post about my wedding preparation updates and maggotbrained-ly (yes, yes, there's no such word) I accidentally encrypted it WITHOUT SAVING THE ORIGINAL POST WHATHAHEYLAWEY!

And without the original post, I can only publish the encrypted script in which I DOOFUSLY I OVERWRITE IT WITH ANOTHER PASSWORD COZ I'M AN ANAL LIKE THAT AND BEST OF ALL... WAIT FOR IT... WAIT FOR IT...

I FORGOT WHAT'S THE NEW PASSWORD I OVERWRITE IT WITH ! HA-HA-HA (nervous laughter)

So to those whom I emailed the password (insert nervous laughter again), do me a favour and scrap that. If I can remember what I wrote, I'll repost as soon as possible but not THAT SOON COZ GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT? The mister is back in town! OOoooOoyeah! So might gonna be busy with him and our wedding preparations.

Later days !

Whatever, fuckballs.

XX: Do you know a LOT of people follow/read your blog? 

Me: Why ever would they waste their time reading my dull, gothic emo loving full of dirty curses and bad grammar blog? Don’t they have life? Or they are as pathetic as my toenails? 

XX: That’s not funny. Just make sure you don’t insult anybody in your blog. 

Me: Can I insult their saggy ass? 

XX: Just be careful okay. 

Me: Can I CARE-FUL-LY insult their saggy ass? 

XX: Not funny. 

Me: I’m not being funny. I just find it disturbing that people have saggy ass. It’s pathetic. Since they decided to LIKE having saggy ass, I’m going to make fun of it. In my blog. Yes. That’ll be my aim in life. Life is great. Full of saggy asses. 

XX: What do you write in there anyway? 

Me: People’s ass. I’ve no life. Ass turns me on. It’s like my oxygen. 

XX: I’m going to start reading your blog. 

Me: I’m going to start writing about your ass. 

XX: This conversation is over. 

Me: Your ass is over. And out. Roger that. 

And because of that, from now on, most of my post will be password protected. Nasib engkau la labu. Sapa suruh busybody. Hambek khau. To know what's the password, email me at balqizs@yahoo.com.